Bacon sandwiches

I just ate a bacon sandwich. Here is the recipe:

Cook bacon.
Put on bread.

I hope this has been helpful to all you aspiring chefs out there. It was mighty delicious, I’ll tell you that.

25 Responses to “Bacon sandwiches”

  1. thoughtcrime Says:

    oh thanks a bunch, you’re a lifesaver!

  2. Toby Says:

    Whoa! That recipe is way too complicated.

    Does the bacon have to be made from a real cook or is it okay if he was just a chef assistant?

  3. Pig-Kay Says:

    Bacon makes everything better. :D

  4. Jay Says:

    im having trouble here.
    I put the bacon on the bread but then what?
    It doesn’t resemble a sandwich

  5. Brittney Says:

    Whats your favorite food? :P

    @Everyone

  6. Brittney Says:

    Fried rice is my life…

  7. Boz Says:

    Cheese cake, New-york style.

  8. Caracc Says:

    Homemade Fries with tartar sauce. Then again, everything is great with tartar sauce.

  9. atari.Fanatic Says:

    I can’t get it! There’s the bread, then the bacon, but is the bacon supposed to be on the opposite side of the desk or not? No, really, I’d add lettuce to it, though :) Lettuce makes all sandwiches better :P.

  10. Brittney Says:

    That sounds good Caracc.I might have to try that…
    Well, maybe not “Homemade” Fries.
    I couldn’t fry a fry to save my life!
    :P

  11. Jordo Says:

    My friend always has that for lunch. EVERY. DAY.

    :P

  12. Jordo's Dad Says:

    Shut up, son.

  13. JKR's Mom Says:

    This website is like chicken soup for the P3N15

  14. Stickman Says:

    Chesticles.

  15. Jordo Says:

    I lick dog w4ngs.

  16. prplmonkey Says:

    all i care about is upping my post count!! wooo!!!

  17. Q Says:

    I need to know how to cook the bacon first..

  18. prplmonkey Says:

    poop and shet

  19. tubagodd Says:

    that JKR…..is random

  20. prplmonkey Says:

    eff you! i lick c0kz!

  21. prplmonkey Says:

    i suck balls. monkey balls.

  22. Randomdetails Says:

    JKR, you forgot the mayonnaise. :P

  23. prplmonkey Says:

    it’s Q’s period. she’s gonna shet blood.

  24. Big, Fancy Peri Says:

    “This website is like chicken soup for the P3N15″

    Why did I laugh?

  25. prplmonkey Says:

    I like to make one word posts, and just one smiley posts. Why? Because it ups my post count!

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