Free Bonus: Fred the Monkey Bookmarks

How many times have you been reading a book and the phone rings. You put your book down, only to discover it was a wrong number. Already frustrated, you return to your chair to find the book closed and you have NO IDEA what page you were on! In a fit of rage you scream and tear the drapery off the walls, which wrinkles it and now you have needless ironing to do. Well NO MORE!

Thanks to these spiffy Fred the Monkey Bookmarks, you'll never lose your page again. Best of all? They're totally FREE. One of three bookmark designs (randomly chosen) will be lovingly placed with your T-shirt order when you purchase any of the shirts from the Fred the Monkey Shop. Ordering two or more shirts? You get all three! The complete set, for marking books or collecting or taping to the wall to use as really, really cheap art.

Doing your Christmas shopping for the whole family? For every shirt you order past two you'll get another set of all three bookmarks. Buy one shirt, get one randomly selected bookmark. Buy two shirts, get all three bookmarks. Buy four shirts; nine bookmarks coming your way (three sets). Buy 78 shirts and get 231 bookmarks! You could probably cover an entire wall with that many! And that would be kind of weird and your friends would wonder what you were thinking.